smooth

Super chill.

Tell people that you’re smooth and everyone will respect you.

1: Hey do you know Jake?

2: oh yeah he’s real smooth.

OR
1: “HEY YO IM SMOOTH”

by Magmalavamonstercoolkid August 14, 2019

Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.

Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore

by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 21, 2022

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

smooth minute

Long time.

A while.

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.

by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014

Smoothe

Often used by the same people who use the term genious, smoothe is a word written only before disasters in internet chat rooms

"This groove is hella smoothe, dont you guys agree?"
"Did you really just type smoothe?"

by Penguys March 8, 2018

Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias

1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice

by Creamy cow November 10, 2021

Smoothe

How "Smooth" should be spelled, because "Smooth" seems to end on a sharp cliff, while "Smoothe" ends off in an easy soft way.

"Hey, those tires look smoothe!"
"This is why you have an F in English you retarded chimpanzee of human meat and semen."

by fag-inator May 30, 2023