A Kenny Turner

The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.

by Stumbles Von Kruatwagon October 18, 2015

Kenny Principle

The rule that either a friend is A) with his girlfriend or B) doing something with his family. In either case he is too busy to hang out with friends. Betting usually occurs among the collective group whether he cannot chill due to A or B.

Friend one: "hey, we were supposed to hang out yesterday, what happened?"

Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'

Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."

by Lingua_Franca August 1, 2011

Kenny Ly

Good enough

Kenny Ly: I get "Godkänd" cause its good enough

by Gerad88 July 5, 2017

kenny knox

an unfunny, irrelevant ass nigga. Lowkey

Damn man, I hate Gus. He's a Kenny Knox type nigga.

by DixieNormous44 November 29, 2017

Kenny Loggins

Returning to Pooh Corner while riding on the horses, yea-yea.

If you fall I'll pick you up, pick you up (Kenny Loggins style).

by Scanlons February 19, 2008

Kenny Frank

Great guy. Smart funny awesome. He's a cute guy. But cares more about sports than girls sometimes. A Kenny and Kayla are perfect.

Who is that guy talking to my girl ohh wait that's a Kenny Frank

by kkkbbur March 10, 2017

Kenny G Style

When you make sweet love to a woman for numerous hours accompanied by Kenny G music!

Chad went Kenny G Style on Keirsten after there date they were moanin and bonin all night!

by JDawg 316 April 28, 2016