Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 31, 2011

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

old goober

An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart

He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!

by Moody Mama April 11, 2016

Goober

Goober, also known as known goobie, slang for a vagina.

Ew, she's such a goobie head.
My goober hurts.

by FilthyWeeaboo December 10, 2016

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018

goober

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004

Goober

A better Goob

OMG Jaye! Ur a goober and that's better than a goob!! I luv u so much!

by JDRB November 27, 2003