Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.

Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late

by a typical human being April 28, 2020

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Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

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When a student from another school flashes a zoom class call. Normally flashing buttocks or breasts on a rare and more intense situation the male or female genitals are shown on the call. Typically leads to a serious conversation with school administration and the "zooming" occurs a week after.

Did you hear what happened in Ms.Twomeys religion class?
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.

by Chicken nuggets224 April 29, 2020

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zoom boom

The act of watching pornographic material on a Zoom meeting with your friends.

He asked me if I wanted to zoom boom with them tonight.

by Niarcisse April 30, 2020

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Zoom juice

N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.

"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"

"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."

by E'rode May 8, 2020

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