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blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017
mugGet the blowing smoke up your assmug.
The objectively correct and gigantically-intellectual political ideology/pill. Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass.
"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"
by Yellow Pill Deity December 31, 2020
mugGet the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pillmug.
To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
mugGet the Rip off your ass and hand it to youmug.
You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!
by macput1 June 10, 2016
mugGet the can't hit your ass with either handmug.
Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007
mugGet the Shitting Your Head out of Your Assmug.

Your Dads Ass

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "
by Jointy Smokes July 4, 2018
mugGet the Your Dads Assmug.

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