Willy Lonka

A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!

Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.

by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019

tough willie

slang term for T.W. Samuels, a cheap ass whiskey.

Are you drinking Tough Willie? damn u must be broke

by evenrane November 16, 2007

willy dribbles

The last part of a beer. Usually does not taste as good or, at least, the same as, the beer. The beer must be completed, willy dribbles and all, if you are to retain any kind of reputation. You must also not shy away from referring to the willy dribbles by its name as this has almost the same effect on reputation as not drinking it.

"You aren't a man if you don't drink your willy dribbles."

by D3ADLY October 1, 2020

willy licker

A willy licker is a term used to degrade someone usually a man, insisting he is gay and likes penises.

Dave:- that girl is soooo hot!
John:- what the fuck would you know, you willy licker!
Dave:- you twat.

by Craigos Popoudopoulos November 3, 2013

Pig Willie

A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day

Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again

by Kissifur July 19, 2006

willy tango

Using a variant of police radio language where users identify letters by a prominent word, to refer to white trash, or, poor/working class Caucasians that portray simplistic, conservative values towards authority and/or wealth. Also whiskey tango.

Check out that willy tango handing the gas station attendant a handful of nickels to buy gas for his '81 Silverado.

by bcmst11 March 27, 2007

Willie-fied

The result of smoking some righteous weed.

When I get outta here this evening I'm gonna go sit on my front porch and get Willie-fied.

by Old Deadeye May 15, 2008