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Winterset

A small ass town in Iowa. Birth place of John Wayne and has them red bridges or what he fuck ever. Hell yeah, but is home too ignorent retarded teenagers but the most beautiful scenery in Iowa.
Winterset is smal and is surrounded by corn.
by GO HOOVER June 28, 2010
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a school full of ignorant teachers and useless students that care more about your uniform than your learning
winterbourne international academy is in speshal measures
by lol@ben@gmail.com January 4, 2018
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Winter Welcome

1. The act of ejaculating on a girl's face and then pouring a glass of ice water on her face. Simply stating, "Welcome!" afterwards.

2. Also a beer brewed by Samuel Smith - seasonal of course. It's really good too, but not as fun as the first.
Let me get you some ice water so you can Winter welcome me Daddy!

Hey barkeep, a winter welcome please!
(This could be an example of both I guess!)
by Nicebevrgrl May 17, 2008
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Winter Nose

The kind of nose you get after walking outside in the cold. It starts running as soon as you get into warm air.
Co-worker: Are you getting sick?
Walker: Nah, I just have winter nose.
by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008
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Winter Pussy

Someone who hates and is afraid of the winter season, particularly, everyone who lives in Southern Ontario (especially Toronto), and gets all uppity and scared when a couple flakes start falling. Also, they have an innate ability to forget how to drive, and where the accelerator pedal is in their car whenever it's slightly snowing. Plus, they don't know how to use a shovel, and must call the army when a couple of inches fall.
Oh, it's being driven by a winter pussy from Toronto.
by growlerMonkey February 23, 2011
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Winter Weakness Syndrome

wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

noun

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.

Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.

Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
by Hurleysurfer618 November 27, 2012
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Wintermint Surprise

Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.
"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"

"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."

"You're fucked up dude."
by Dalane August 26, 2013
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