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where is your mother

1. When someone does something weird and it looks like they need their mother.
"Yo I got so drunk last night and made out with every girl at the party!"
" Don't you have a girlfriend?
"Yea.."
"WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER??!!"
by Egc1012 December 8, 2016
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Where's my bitches?

Wheres my bitches?????
by joe c August 27, 2004
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Wersh

(noun)
1. Filthy, disgusting, diseased, and/or overused penis.

2. Derogatory term towards a man.
Male equivelent to the female "cunt".
1. "I'm not putting that wersh in my mouth again until you wash it!"

2. "No you can't buy me a drink, wersh! Fuck off!"
by Auggy Finnegan March 13, 2010
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wherewithal

The means in which to do something, the moxy, the compassion (closest comparison the balls)
James has the wherewithal to try to make it as an actor so after the graduation he left home and headed for California.
by Dexter Cox March 10, 2008
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wheres the fucking blow

While Making fun of white people there ask where's the cocaine because white people are known for doing crazy stuff
Sue: Merissa this party is awesome I'm trying to get wasted

Merissa : well wheres the fucking blow
by LifetimeJelly August 22, 2016
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where the party's at

My pants is where the party's at
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where do we stand?

The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:

1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.

2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.
Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*
by PositiveZero March 17, 2007
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