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The Wisconsin cheese cutter

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
by Maverick402 May 24, 2018
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Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.
"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"
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Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.
by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012
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wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?
by Mentilman October 4, 2016
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Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.
Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.
by Jeff October 23, 2020
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Wisconsin Back-burner

To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.
by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015
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Wisconsin bull ride

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds
You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”
by Wibullrider December 24, 2022
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