piles wide

when your friend is blacked out, either from drinking too much or just passed out due to lack of sleep. Also piles wide is an easier way to say “kids out!”

That kid is piles wide!
My friend took a huge pull, then 20 minutes later he was piles wide

by conor’s xan is peepin May 1, 2018

the bestest person in the whole wide world

ME. I AM THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

I AM THE BESTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

by Jeaf January 29, 2025

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.

Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

wide angle trolling

Trolling in an equal diverse manner that is broadly applicable to various areas.

You're the first person I've seen to argue a semantic difference between denominations of Christianity. This is wide angle trolling.

by Anonymous #0000 April 15, 2023

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021