Coping a whale

A phrase commonly use to mind-fuck people.

'Hey man you Coping a whale right now?"
"what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"yeah you be Coping a whale."
"what the fuck are you saying?"

by Louie Low Red March 8, 2013

whale watcher

An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.

Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 16, 2021

whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.

Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.

by stevetotheo April 13, 2015

whale kisser

Its the sister of a tree hugger.

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.

by Michael Geico February 2, 2010

muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me

by theedragoon September 24, 2013

Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."

by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013

Dumpback Whale

The act of exsposing ones naked rear end while swimming, as a whale would flip it's tail in the air before diving.

We spotted a dude pulling off a dumpback whale at the pool today.

by Hedwund April 9, 2010