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never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)
I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.
by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018
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viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.
Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"
by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009
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Viking

1. (Noun) A group of seafaring reavers, raiders, traders, and pirates that marauded all across Europe in the 8th-10th centuries, in varied locations such as the eastern coast of England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Germany, Spain. Primarily of Norse ancestry.

They were tactically fond of lightning raids for booty, known as the "strandhogg" in Old Norse, followed by just as swift retreats back into safe waters. Due to the decentralized, nigh-anarchic structure of Continental European and English governments at the time, these vicious raids went practically unchallenged; before a local lord could muster his warband and ride to the beleaguered settlement, the raiders were long gone with whatever slaves, valuables, and livestock they could pilfer.

Not every Norseman was a Viking, and not every Viking was a Norseman.

2. (Adjective): Of, or pertaining to, the Vikings.

3. (Verb, Old Norse): To go raiding, plundering, and generally causing mayhem.

4. (Noun): The Minnesotan NFL team.
"Halgrim, what are you doing this spring?"

"Well, I might go Viking after the crops are sown."
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"It seems that the Vikings are coming to our monastery, Brother Ethelred. Perhaps they wish to convert!"

"Perhaps they do, Brother Wydhealf. I shall go and meet them. You go and unlock the gate."
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"Look, on the horizon! Viking longships!"

"Truly, we are doomed! God help us!"
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"The Vikings did really well this game, absolutely demolishing the Giants!"

"That's right, John. But before we look at the play-by-play, let's hear a word from our sponsors."
by VolsungaSaga April 8, 2015
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Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.
I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.
by OldOllie July 21, 2016
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TeamRK VIKING

An amazing Gears of War, Halo, and Call of Duty player on X-Box Live. Great with the sniper rifle.
TeamRK VIKING just killed me again!
by ImAStraightKilla September 29, 2010
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vikings

It is where a team knows how to do something, but they choke.
The vikings choke to the saints, especially because of Brett Favre and Petersen, costing their team a trip to superbowl.

My team choked under pressure during the presentation yesterday
by jimmy jamesss January 25, 2010
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Vibing

An idiot's favorite verb. It means things are going well or good. Used by internet users who have no imagination
I met a chick on tinder and we started vibing right off.
by Captain Motorcycle October 16, 2019
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