valid crashout ngl

said when someone loses all control and gets really pissed off for a perfectly understandable reason.

you did all that just because you were bullied? valid crashout ngl.

by SoulOfTheSerpent April 7, 2025

Validly Chopped

When a person is “chopped,” but it is justified by a greater reason such as: Rich/Rich parents, or being a D1 athlete, etc…

Cam is Validly Chopped, because she is D1 in soccer.

Stacy is Validly Chopped, because her dad is a Tech CEO.

by Breck_Brady January 16, 2026

Validation Slow Pitch

A deliberately lobbed social media post tossed right down the middle, inviting former teammates, casual acquaintances, and long-forgotten rivals to unload a barrage of compliments. Typically disguised as hesitation (e.g., “not sure I wanna but…”) despite the poster refreshing the comments like it’s a tie game in the 7th.

Andrew just threw a Validation Slow Pitch on Facebook, opened with ‘not sure I wanna but…’ and by midnight the comments section looked like a postgame award ceremony.

by Corey Daul February 3, 2026

Valemtmine

Like a valentine, but instead its strictly for a friend that you wanna close with.

"Hey bro do you wanna be my valemtmine?"
"Yes bro!"

by IAMNOTDL February 13, 2026

Valid Post-Truth

The recognition that "post-truth" is not simply a descent into falsehood but a transformation of how truth functions—a shift from truth as correspondence to truth as performance, truth as identity, truth as weapon. Valid Post-Truth argues that the old regime of truth (objective, universal, authoritative) has eroded, and a new regime has emerged where truth claims are judged not by their correspondence to reality but by their effects, their alignment with identity, their viral potential. This is not the end of truth but its mutation—truth becomes something else, something we don't yet fully understand. Valid Post-Truth is the attempt to understand this mutation without simply lamenting it.

Example: "He'd spent years lamenting the death of truth, the rise of lies, the end of reason. Valid Post-Truth showed him a different picture: truth hadn't died; it had transformed. Now truth was what went viral, what felt right, what performed identity. He didn't have to like it, but he had to understand it. The old truth wasn't coming back; a new truth was here."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Valid Postmodernism

The recognition that postmodernism, often dismissed as nihilistic or relativistic, contains valid insights about the nature of truth, power, and reality that are essential for navigating the contemporary world. Valid Postmodernism accepts the core postmodern critiques—that truth is constructed, that power shapes knowledge, that grand narratives are suspect—without collapsing into the conclusion that nothing is true or everything is permitted. It uses postmodern tools to clear away false certainties, expose hidden power, and open space for new possibilities, while retaining the ability to make judgments, take stands, and fight for what matters. Valid Postmodernism is postmodernism with a spine, critique with commitment, deconstruction with construction.

Example: "He'd dismissed postmodernism as nonsense, nihilism, the end of everything. Valid Postmodernism showed him otherwise: the tools of deconstruction could expose power, the critique of grand narratives could free him from dogma, the recognition that truth is constructed could make him humble. He didn't have to accept everything; he just had to question everything—including his own certainties."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Valid Relativism

A nuanced form of relativism that acknowledges the context-dependence of truth, knowledge, and values without collapsing into the nihilistic "anything goes" position often associated with relativism. Valid Relativism argues that different perspectives, cultures, and contexts produce different truths—but that these truths can still be evaluated, compared, and judged. Some perspectives are more adequate, more comprehensive, more useful than others; not all truths are equal. Valid Relativism is the middle path between absolutism (one truth for everyone) and nihilism (no truth at all). It's the recognition that truth is plural without being arbitrary, contextual without being meaningless.

Example: "He used to think that if truth wasn't absolute, it must be arbitrary. Valid Relativism showed him otherwise: different cultures had different truths, but those truths could be compared, evaluated, learned from. The fact that truth was contextual didn't mean anything went; it meant context mattered. He stopped defending absolutes and started paying attention to where he was standing."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026