A pretty light-skinned latina with big boobs that she shows her friends on FaceTime at 3 in the morning and also plucks her nipple hair. Guys easily become obsessed with her. She loves her dog, and even runs away with him, and washes human shit off of him when he rolls in it. Loves to cry over school assignments. Has severe stomach problems, and shows her friends her throw up. Needs to stop dating short men. Does not date because she misses her ex. Sometimes moans when she talks. Is too nice and forgives people who don't deserve it.
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