An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.
That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.
Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
by vacationdickparty June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Stupid piece of crap done by parents to waste time and energy, all under the guise of being educational or paying visits to family members you don't care about or even hate. These pieces of torture often happen when you have a break from school, most of the time during spring break, summer vacation, Thanksgiving, and even Christmas and New Year's.
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
I've been waiting to get out of school for some time. I can't wait to play some Minecraft with my friends...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
by The Real Driller November 19, 2025
Get the family vacationmug. by Dickamos June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Noun. The fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 9, 2023
Get the vacation fairymug. Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
Get the Vacationmug. by They are my balls June 7, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug.