stirring vanilla

When a man has sex with his partner who has very recently had sex with someone else.

Example:

Friend 1: Your wife was cheating on you?
Friend 2: Worse, I found out later that one time she had sex with her boss at work and then came home and we had sex.
Friend 1: Dude! You were stirring vanilla!

by ryeprotagonist October 3, 2013

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vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell

Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky

by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017

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vanilla choke

Choking on Semen

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...

by Craxy J October 7, 2013

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vanilla like

A plain, lame Facebook reaction that normies consistently use.

"my post got 100 heart reacts and then danny gave it a vanilla like! so pissed!"

by The Smart 1 March 31, 2019

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Purity Vanilla

A minecraft vanilla semi-anarchy server based on trying to have a large popular multiplayer server completely vanilla, the way minecraft was meant to be played. No additional plugins or mods. It mainly uses crystal pvp to kill others quick.

TooAtomic: i just got dropped by vr with end crystals on purity vanilla
vr: haha ezzzz

by 44qt October 10, 2022

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