Guy 1: "Hey bro, i hooked up with Sara last night, im talking bomb ass pussy right there!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, there is no WAY you hit that last night, that shit is unicorn pussy, you have no chance!!
Guy 2: "Dude, there is no WAY you hit that last night, that shit is unicorn pussy, you have no chance!!
by Hijo De Ricardo December 01, 2010
When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.
When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".
by Intercourse master mind August 25, 2010
Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.
by lordofthighs September 18, 2014
Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 05, 2022
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by Karl Bower December 06, 2014
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
by Coolmedian June 01, 2018