1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss May 31, 2018
Get the Two twatmug. Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
Get the Five and twomug. A man-eating plant that can deceive a human into losing their free will and morals, causing them to kill and hunt humans for the plant’s hunger. It consumes only blood and flesh and is a fan of murdering poor defenseless dentists. Gender unknown.
Person 1: Man, my dentist really did a bad job on my teeth last visit.
Person 2: You should send them an Audrey Two!
Person 2: You should send them an Audrey Two!
by Sunlmski October 10, 2023
Get the Audrey Twomug. A common technique used when drawing a penis. The foreskin is represented by two lines that separate the head from the shaft.
Hey Tony, did you see that dick someone drew on the board in the weight room? Yeah, it had two lines so I bet Paul drew it.
by ChrisSutton July 29, 2016
Get the two linesmug. When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.
Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....
Devin:Wow....
by People At School April 10, 2015
Get the Two-racedmug. Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.
Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.
by alex101111 July 22, 2017
Get the two speedmug. by *Intimidates in non binary* March 14, 2022
Get the Two brosmug.