Tristan dixon

A dumb fucking nigger

Tristan dixon is a dumb fucking nigger

by Expensive Milk November 4, 2021

Tristan

no teeth looking ass

Dentist: Wow no teeth, must be a Tristan

by niggardly mcniggarson June 17, 2019

Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.

"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"

by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023

tristan

the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person

omg he’s a tristan

by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021

Tristan

hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey

“Wow Tristan is such an ass”
“I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite”

by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018

Tristan

Guy who buys lots of surfboards

That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!

by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022