Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Keeping quiet about an affair.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

double toeing

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...

Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!

by B&Hmasterfuckers May 9, 2018

Micheal trenglington

This is used to describe a human called Callum Taylor he’s a loving young beautiful chap this can be used in many different ways

Callum is Micheal trenglington a sexy chap

by Micheal trenglington September 26, 2020

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend

Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?

by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021