have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022

Travel Pass

When your girlfriend or boyfriend allows you to fuck other people in another state or country.

My girl just gave me that travel pass... Hello Brazil!

by Skleetums August 20, 2016

Time travel

when people travel to other places and times

(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)

by TREncryption May 29, 2018

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.

Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014

Travel Bud

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.

If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL

Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?

Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!

by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 1, 2008

ShopRite traveler

One who enjoys shopping at ShopRite and traveling all across Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Maryland, especially for food to order.

The ShopRite traveler sure had a great time at the Mystic Aquarium!

by Ohio River East November 1, 2021