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Bisto Traveller

A really basic and bland British person who shows no element of open mindedness whatsoever and is not adventurous when it comes to trying different cuisines. Even in places with lots of history and culture, you'd find them delving into a Sunday roast or pie, mash and liquor at the nearest British cafe surrounded by loyalists with British bulldog tattoos.

A synonymous term would be 'plain buds'.
Nah let's not go for tapas tonight son, your dad won't be having any of that spanish food he's too much of a bisto traveller. We'll go to The Churchill for dinner yeh?
by Smooth_Biffkin April 26, 2020
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travel crank

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.
I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.
by Step mom Salad February 5, 2019
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Travels With Charley

A horrible book that you read in 6th or 7th grade. The teacher is usually really boring and you have to go on and on with this fucking book. I wanted to kill myself after working on this book for the fourth month.
That book called Travels With Charley is so fucking bad.
by Mac Ackbar November 7, 2018
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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Travel Shattered

feeling tired and confused after traveling long distances, or through multiple time zones
We just got back from our trip, after the 12 hour drive we were travel shattered.
by Guerra661 February 17, 2025
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