black tongue

Used to describe when a person says something out loud and it manifests as reality and comes true. Black Tongue *bluh-a-ck Tung*

This asshole has a black tongue. Every time he opens his mouth the shit comes true —-I wish he would shut the hell up or say he wishes I was rich and happily retired.

by Amoritito August 12, 2021

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

by Pkbah November 2, 2018

bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 3, 2021

Record Tongue

When an Artist has record tongue, it implies that they use autotune to their advantage to produce music where their voice is accurate and perfected. Unfortunately, people can detect autotune easily as they sound like a robot.

Record Tongue is so fake.

Yeah... that sucks

by fqwhraf February 23, 2011

Loko Tongue

When your tongue turns a bright ridiculous color after drinking four loko.

I went home drunk last night and I didn't think my parents would notice, but as soon as I started talking they saw my loko tongue.

by A_coon February 24, 2011

tongue the sac

Same as lick my balls

Teacher said stay after class because i was rude i said tongue the sack

by r1 cuntjunky July 30, 2016

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010