Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

No Tomment

When you can’t make a comment

User 1:Hey I heard you were talking about building an massive book club for other book lovers.

User 2: No tomment.

by Chipmunksarecute1800 July 26, 2025

Sao Tome and Principe Ski Mountain

The act of a man jizzing on mountain turning it into a ski mountain and skiing down it with hoes

Im gonna bring my hoes for a Sao Tome And Principe Ski Mountain

by 6117 October 24, 2025

televisão do tomé

um adjetivo. utiliza-se para descrever algo enorme/muito grande.

este prédio é mesmo televisão do tomé!

by iarml May 24, 2018

my rare tomodachi

person that hardly have any friend

he is my rare tomodachi

by kodzuken June 9, 2021

Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT

Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo

by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021

My Prend Tomodachi

A short word that just basically greets someone in 2 different languages (English And Japanese) in which case meaning "My Great Friend!" as it underlies the fact that they need something from you

Person 1: "My Prend Tomodachi!"
Person 2: "Goddamn it Himari not this again"

by AnotherCraziPerson August 1, 2022