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leaky tire

An uncontrollable ass leak commonly occurring in those who partake in incessant anal intercourse and forplay
chris is such a big goatse fan, that after all those years of immitating him, he now has a leaky tire
by agent green June 25, 2007
mugGet the leaky tiremug.

TED-Tired

When you have so much sex that you keep falling asleep, even when your surrounded by hundreds of people
Dude fell asleep again... getting it every night from that french chick must got him TED-Tired.
by Tedyoungson April 9, 2009
mugGet the TED-Tiredmug.

snow-tires

wheels that are slow and cautious but do not slip up, pretty much all seasons- but more stable
-Hey Chuck you should wheel her
-No she's special to me, I'm gonna put on my snow-tires.
-Good idea man!
by DJ CoolJazz November 26, 2013
mugGet the snow-tiresmug.

changing tires

When two or more people soil their own underpants, swap them and then soil said underpants in the other manner.
David and I bonded on a new level by changing tires. We thought we were just merging scat but we were actually fusing souls.
by MonsterBoi August 7, 2017
mugGet the changing tiresmug.

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire
I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.
by bs May 13, 2005
mugGet the Flat tiremug.

tire biter

kustom kulture girls who only date men with cool custom cars
the dang tire biter only wanted me for my car
by $ally August 4, 2007
mugGet the tire bitermug.

tire rotation

by StalkerMunkie November 17, 2007
mugGet the tire rotationmug.

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