Thunder Cunt

When the lips of your vagina are oversized and they slam together when you walk.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.

by Chonga-mark March 21, 2008

thunder cunt

Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.

I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.

by jnikes020202 November 23, 2006

thunder thighs

Pertaining to a person with very large or fat thighs.

I need to get rid of these thunder thighs.

by Light Joker September 7, 2004

Blue Thunder

The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.

"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

Bum Thunder

The act of farting on someone's johnson during anal sex.

James, I'm going to bum thunder you.

by Lady Thunder April 5, 2013

Thunder Bush

When a woman's vagina has way too much pubic hair and needs some serious grooming.

I love 1980's porn, those chick have some awesome thunder bush!

by Atomic Barbie January 23, 2011

thunder pumpkins

huge boobs

Hunny, your thunder pumpkins give me wood.

by corn flaps April 8, 2010