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Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
by The one named Bo December 13, 2008
mugGet the Wookie cockedmug.

wookie

“AAA LOOK ITS THE MF WOOKIE”
“shutup thats the worlds most handsome man in the word
same thing stfu”
by milfhunter.unlimited June 13, 2021
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Bush Wookie

The act of hiding in a bush or plant in battle and waiting for it to end
Look at them sandniggers bush wookie mode activate
by Bush Wookie October 1, 2017
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Wookie Pie

The act of ejaculating into a womans vagina which also happens to be covered in copious ammounts of pubic hair.
Guy 1: my Stepsister has a hairy snatch.

Guy 2: she doesnt visit the hygene isle?

Guy 1: Mah, i asked her to grow it out so i could give her a Wookie Pie
by Sir Fairweather May 18, 2021
mugGet the Wookie Piemug.

wookie-eyed

A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.
Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!
by The Sands of Time July 14, 2014
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wookie stick

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.
My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.
by Philip Traum June 2, 2014
mugGet the wookie stickmug.

Wookie

A hooker used for the sole purpose of pleasure. Gets sent home straight after
‘TJ is with a wookie right now
by Jayden22 December 23, 2022
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