by Yurmumsstepbro September 24, 2019
Get the Quentins twinmug. They don't take any showers and they don't wear deodorant. They are some of the worst people at singing ever possible. Sometimes they are smart but most of the time they just door smak u. They may also ask you if you play pub-g
by Bigpp2000 February 25, 2020
Get the Mclain Twinsmug. When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
Get the Chip Twinmug. by emoapple December 8, 2019
Get the Twin XLmug. Twin delight is when twin jerk off each other it could also be when on of the twins is asleep or unaware.
by Jack den (SKJ) February 10, 2019
Get the Twin delightmug. In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009
Get the parasitic twinmug. **MOST IMPORTANT RULE:
ALWAYS vote for your twin if they're running for sophomore class treasurer. no matter what. and use this as proof that you have to.
ALWAYS vote for your twin if they're running for sophomore class treasurer. no matter what. and use this as proof that you have to.
"Hey, I heard your twin is running for treasurer."
"dude I know. I have to vote for him. It's in the twin rulebook"
"dude I know. I have to vote for him. It's in the twin rulebook"
by twintwintwin May 20, 2010
Get the twin rulebookmug.