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Shannon

Someone who thinks they pull skill moves off in fifa pro clubs, however is unable to pull off even 2.
Oiii, stop doing a shannon, please.

Lets win the game cunt.
by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018
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A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her
Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon
by Jackilin February 4, 2023
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When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row
so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon
by gebangers October 9, 2023
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I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.
by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019
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circling over Shannon

expression, Irish English.

When an individual stalls for time in order to appear somewhat sober when in reality, they likely are far from sober.
Based on a diplomatic incident in Shannon, Ireland on September 30, 1994 where a heavily inebriated Boris Yeltsin circled over Shannon Airport for an hour on his aircraft, before landing and refusing to come off for a while before emerging, seemingly sober but only if you didn't look too closely.
"Ah, but surely we can go now. If we stall much longer, his da will think we're both circling over Shannon!"
by S. J. M. November 18, 2023
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A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.

She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.

Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025
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