Shannon

He is very giving. Probably the most unselfish man yoive ever met. Has awesome taste in music, and an even better sense of humor. He wont ever judge you, because hes not even a judge. If you meet Shannon, don't EVER let him go. You will undeniably regret it.
by MissesRamey January 27, 2024
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Shannon

A person who creates a lot of drama
“She's such a Shannon”
by Shannon_08 November 29, 2023
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Shannon Stone

Shannon stone was a dad who caught a baseball for his and nearly died
Shannon Stone was such a good dad
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Shannon Slade

a very shady, slady, slay queen type gyal
"omg it's Shannon Slade. SLAY QUEEN!!! GAY ICON!!!"
by edsheeranismyidol November 22, 2021
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 08, 2022
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Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
by WyldOzzy July 03, 2020
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Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.
When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -
by Martymcfries1888 June 02, 2020
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