rusty bear

Angry old man

"Get off my lawn!" yelled the rusty bear.

by Rusty Bear June 15, 2017

rusty cleveland

Taking a fat dump right before you take a dick up the ass.

Larry told me tonight he wants to try anal , so I had to squeeze in a rusty cleveland before he got here.

by rusty cleveland February 19, 2018

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.

Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.

by Haert November 20, 2021

Rusty Tab

Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch

I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.

by Collygreens October 9, 2012

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012