Ridge

Being the chattiest cunt in the world

"Hey Bruce stop being such a ridge"

by Jackbartels August 31, 2018

Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

by TheCartKid July 1, 2012

ridge lips

When a girl sucks your dick for so long she develops ridges on the inside of her lips
jessica:Dang mario!I sucked Chris' dick for so long I got ridge lips!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!

Jess:Dang Mario!I sucked Chris'dick for so long I have ridge lips!
Mario:Chris is a lucky mother fucker!

by kkkallday June 1, 2015

Ridge

The most sexiest and hottest guy you will ever meet. He is kind and compassionate. If you din’t already have a Ridge than now is the time you deserve a man who will make you laugh unlike anyone else.

You need to get yoself a ridge now.

by Mr. TRASH CAN November 22, 2021

Valley Ridge Advisors

Small buck hunter who sends too many emails

Valley ridge advisors kept contacting me

by Microman1 May 25, 2022

Ridge

A big man that will always make you laugh. He jokes and jokes and makes you feel safe and protected, but on the inside of his massive body, Ridge feels tiny. He is still broken from his first love and when he goes home most nights he cries himself to sleep. Ridge doesn't know if he will ever be okay again. So when you see a ridge, take a moment and comfort him. Don't let the outside fool you.

"HAHAHA bro, Ridge is so funny"
"Don't let the outside fool you, Ridges heart is broken"

by Sussybaca2354 November 21, 2023

Maple Ridge

full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.

Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land

by ur fav gamer girl June 5, 2020