Moscow mule

An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.

She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

Betting on the mule

To take the easier but less effective option

He could of carried all of those sticks in one go - he was betting on the mule

by HubieHiggs July 23, 2024

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

Montana Mullee Mule

When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.

My fantasy football team is a fucking Montana Mullee Mule

by John_doe_1018 July 24, 2023

cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018

The Mule

The Mule (2014): An Australian attempt at crime-drama / toilet-humor, a tale of loyalty, justice and perseverance through adversity as Hugo Weaving explores the question: what use is a search-warrant if you are unable to take a shit?

The Mule was really a shit movie

by Peculiar Musings March 8, 2015

money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious

Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule

by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025