John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!

Is that John in that red car?

by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

John

Peach licking cunt

John is a peach licking cunt

by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017

Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

John

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

by loljoker February 5, 2019