not-tent

internet content that is so bad it is not considered content

Amberlyn Reid's videos are not content, they are not-tent

by suckysucky273843948392837483 June 7, 2024

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

tent daddy

A diligent guy who pounds in tent stakes and adjust gui lines even when storm winds are blowing in the middle of the night.

That storm was blowing last night but my reliable tent daddy William kept our shelter from blowing away!

by CuckChairPrime January 31, 2025

tent

useful place to do ur business

shall we get frisky in the tent bernedette

by hey its me ali a March 25, 2019

Tent Time

Ref: horse racing; when a horse is taking back to the tent to be put down after breaking a leg

The QB can’t throw a ball 20 yards, I think it’s tent time

by FiveSicks October 10, 2017

Rain-In-The-Tent

The act of a man ejaculating on a woman's face without her knowing it is happening while inside a house or tent. Then she will think it is "raining" inside.

I got that girl with a good rain-in-the-tent the other night while she was sleeping. She woke up and thought there was a leak in the ceiling.

by neeehowww December 21, 2010

Tent Fairy

An individual known for their unrestricted promiscuity who attends events like the Texas Renaissance Festival. They often engage in frequent and unrestricted sexual congress, and cavort "tent to tent" with multiple partners.

That glittering tent fairy went from tent to tent, leaving nothing but pixie dust and STDs in their wake.

by TheDandiestOfLions October 9, 2025