expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.

It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.

by Thenig187 September 09, 2017

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

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by ahmedsaber October 24, 2024

stink tent

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.

when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.

by adaminroseville May 25, 2007

tent on

The circumstances in which the person gets a boner while wearing jogging bottoms, making the front of the joggers looking like an erected tent.

'hahaha check it man that guys got a massive tent on '

by Big lad from sheff April 23, 2017

tiny turtle tent

A small uncircumcised penis.

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?

by ThePoeTickler February 01, 2016