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Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.
by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022
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Slapper

Someone who slaps the Bass with passion
You slap that Bass good, you're a real slapper.
by Strontium_ August 19, 2019
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Slapper

Someone that chases Down opps with a big bladed weapon. This guy is so on job People think he’s homeless. He Also gets court and goes to court but manages to beat the case every time.
Guy: “yo fam you heard about that guy fam he’s a top slapper caught about 230494 opps on Tuesday”

Guy 2: “word? Nah I don’t want to mess with him still he probably shank me rob my Nan and still get off with a warning from the Feds”
by Topstrider January 16, 2020
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Slapper

Davie504 is a slapper.

We are slappers.
by CloneArmy August 19, 2019
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Tank slapper

A sudden oversteer in a car caused by the rear-end being unsettled in a corner. Usually happens if the accelerator is pressed too hard or too early on corner exit. May be unpredictable and needs delicate steering and pedal work to correct depending on severity

Term is originally used in motorcycling, but is used interchangeably with cars and racing
Tarquini had a massive tank slapper on Copse corner and lost quite a lot of time before Maggotts and Becketts
by NaggerNick October 11, 2022
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The Slapper

The Slapper says "Keep his wife's name out cho' fucking mouth!"
by Vomit is my business October 9, 2022
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The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022
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