Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

Cross Shitter

Usually, A fat man who cross dresses, but has an obsession with shitting all the time no matter where they are; one who has a fetish with shitting and play dressing.

" Hi im Richard Hart and Im A cross Shitter. I love shitting while dressed as an old skank".

by Mr Cockblock October 16, 2014

Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017

Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.

We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.

by thedesignstache February 1, 2012

Off the shitter

Something that is really really good. Like better than awesome.

Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter

by Clumsy Solider April 27, 2016