Sage

that really cute guy in ur class who at first seems like a great person and totally a feminist, but when you date them they act like an entitled bitch baby

hey look it’s that fucking idiot sage. who has one lone brain cell.

by bigboiibottom November 21, 2022

Sage

Mature old elderly little lad, usually British, that comforts you when you are sad.

Steals their friends food with no remorse

Role model for his son

I wish sage was my boyfriend

by Ratgirl66721 November 22, 2021

Sage

Has a big ass nose

“Oh god is that sage I can see that nose from here”

by RypSlayer September 8, 2022

Sage Racket

A big huge punctured ballsack

Omg I hurt my ballsack!
-you hurt your sage racket?

by Ayitscandybaby February 19, 2009

Sage

A 40+ year old virgin

You're a 37 year old wizard? Pathetic, I'm a 45 year old sage.

by SuperhumanCock December 7, 2023

Sage

A guy who is so fucking stupid and loves to suck dick and choke on dick .

I will pull a sage tonight

by NoPeople April 22, 2019

saging up

To smoke or hotbox a persons or friends house/apartment.

We are saging up her house tonight

by Luke snifer June 11, 2017