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ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

mum act

The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.
Damn! My boss's is really giving me the mum act about my raise request.
by Mikee P March 27, 2008
mugGet the mum actmug.

Ya Mum

when you want to come up with a good comeback but doesn't have time to make one
by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 1, 2019
mugGet the Ya Mummug.

ur mum

"me and ur mum"
by Tables man March 23, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

your mum

a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores
Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama
by aManuMonster May 1, 2022
mugGet the your mummug.

Ye mum

Boi I'm so with ye mum.
by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 4, 2022
mugGet the Ye mummug.

Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,
Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"
by 39357h February 23, 2018
mugGet the Marshals mummug.

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