the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022
Get the ur mummug. The act of not responding when asked an important question, typically via email or voicemail. Often used in the hope that the problem will just go away.
by Mikee P March 27, 2008
Get the mum actmug. by WHATS UP FUCKERS March 1, 2019
Get the Ya Mummug. a mythical creature that mostly consist of fast food and cum. It weights over 999999 kg / 2204620,42 lbs. A long the years, were sights of your mum, in particular near Burger-King-Stores
Have you heard of the your mum -Daniel
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama
Shut up, Daniel. You're just jealouse that I still got one -Barack Obama
by aManuMonster May 1, 2022
Get the your mummug. by 39357h February 23, 2018
Get the Marshals mummug. 
