Matt

Somebody who lacks testicular fortitude and couldn't hit the g spot if he had three cocks. Likes to drive a Subaru d wagon and and went missing this year

Where's matt

by Chasekinsey May 1, 2018

Matt

Matt, a citizen with no style. Tends to follow the crowd and is a totally loser. Can't make nothing of himself and is a bum. Below 4 in.

Stop being a matt

by Unknown dads May 7, 2017

Matt

A fucking gay doink that hops his finger in his bumhole like a bunny.

Person 1: I'm craving some guys
Person 2: Stop being a matt

by xxxconshie May 24, 2018

Matt Copple

a small, gremlin look-a-like from the game series, Dolson. He finds himself cunning when he actually isn't. He tends to be a joking character in the game, but does not know how to take a joke himself. He is the key to pure laughter. Also, he is not easy on the eyes.

He's pulling a serious Matt Copple right now.

by Daniel Gottlob Turk December 9, 2012

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016

Thunder Matt

The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.

Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.

by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008

matts manjunk

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers

I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.

by ronski July 5, 2010