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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Massive skill issue

Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica
He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue
by Bickering82 August 1, 2023
mugGet the Massive skill issuemug.

massive

the trigger word for the 'low taper fade' meme that will NEVER die out. as soon as someone mentions the word 'massive' they know what's coming
Person 1: woah that's massive! can i have some?

Person 2: you know what else is massive? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAPER FAAAAAAAAADE
by zdriplet March 6, 2025
mugGet the massivemug.

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
mugGet the My dick is massivemug.

Joe Massive fartman

A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.
"Omg hes pulling a Joe Massive fartman"
"This iraqi is such a Joe Massive fartman"
by Nathanfarts2002 May 18, 2021
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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