Guards

Police

I find it easier to talk to them when I think of them as guards. Nothing to hide

by sean15 July 10, 2019

The basement guard effect

The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”

- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting

- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me

by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018

Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.

“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”

by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025

Guard

To protect someone and or something

There are many people assigned to guard the crown jewels.

by Thecheechmeister March 1, 2023

girly guards

Mudguards on a bike for pussy riders.

Look at Tom, it’s drizzling and he is riding his fixie with girly guards.

by Suboobern May 27, 2022