crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

The Triple Crown

When a guy 'hooks up' (varying from making out to having sex, and anything in between) with three best friends of one High School. (Insert High School name before Triple Crown. i.e The Loyola Triple Crown)

Hey Dude! Did you hear?!
No. What?

Diego landed The Triple Crown.

No way! What School?!
Yeah he fucked Erica, made out with Julie, and finger-banged Amanda, and Oak Hall!

But they're all best friends, dumb bitches.

by EKIN July 7, 2014

ghostly crown

The art of ejaculating on someone's head creating a sticky crown.

Why so sad?

My Boyfriend thought it would be funny to Ghostly Crown me last night.

by shank-me-as-you-lick-me December 16, 2013

muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 1, 2015

crown snatch

Scalping of a bushy crotch

This girl forgot to shave, let's crown snatch her!

by GhettoGeek June 4, 2015

Triple Crown

When a guy scores oral, vaginal and anal from a chick in the same sexual encounter. It can occur in an order

Dude that chick i met last night let me score a triple crown

by LeninaG August 17, 2015

Triple Crown

A set of three races, the Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes.

American Pharoah won the 2015 Triple Crown and Breeder's Cup, therefore he became the first Grand Slam horse ever.

by Arablover2003 November 16, 2016