Cleveland Steamer

Torturing an entire city by holding an hour long "Special" on ESPN to announce your decision to leave Cleveland for Miami, when you could have done it with more class. A Lebron Classic.

LeBron just orchestrated the worst Cleveland Steamer I've ever seen!

by Uncle Buttchucker July 10, 2010

Cleveland Sturgill

Caleb Sturgill. A.K.A a very gay boy who loves to play with boners and/or his boner simultaneously.

Shut up Cleveland Sturgill.

Hey Cleveland Sturgill, jerk my boner $1?

by CJAMSVBone September 15, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.

GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*

by NAHOTONI March 14, 2010

Cleveland

JERK!!
he is a mean teacher and a mean person! he will never be nice JERKJERK JERK JERK
he hold grudges and picks faviortes!!! JERK JERK

TEACHER- Hey your to outgoing I DONT LIKE YOU!

STUDENT- well your mean and a jerk your a CLEVELAND

by BALLINBABE February 8, 2009

Cleveland Beamer

When you are fucking a chick in the ass and right before she is about to get off, you pull you dick out and shit in the girls face.

ass dong the pink sock cunt balls cleveland beamer

by jvanem March 4, 2009

cleveland steamers

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"

by X August 18, 2003

Cleveland Ohio

A city with a cock-sucking player that went to play for the deep-south, has some of the best schools like Hathaway Brown (Go Blazers!), Laurel, St. Ed's, maybe school across from Wendy's (look up St. Ig's, they suck dicks, but they are kinda smart), ect., some okay successful people, the MOST poorest people (they can't even afford shit), and very flammable water sources. But at least we're better than Hollenbeck or Detroit (ESPECIALLY DETOIT cause they'll all go to hell). I'm a Clevelander and really proud of it.

Clevelander (from Cleveland Ohio):Hey
Detroit Person: Hey
D-P: This place sucks
C-er: WTF dude?
D-P: I mean srsly, look at all the stuff that happened. That 23 tall n*$#@% left.
C-er: Do know what racism is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Do you know what an education is?
D-P: Whuh?
C-er: Never mind, oaf.

by GoHBBlazersYouRock December 8, 2010