bog monster

A term used to humiliate a person who has a sick fetish for poo, can also be used to humiliate a person who either gives or receives anal sex.

Can also be used in first person tem to describe one's self.

"yo, sam over ther is the biggest bog monster, he did shelly and nadia in the ass last night"

"man, im the biggest bog monster ever. I just enjoy anal to much"
"yer you are a hugh bog monster"

by Matthew & Jessica December 22, 2007

AGB (After Grog Bog)

The Shit you do the next day after a night out drinking. Usually stinks the fuck outta da room and leaves skids in the bowl.

Man that AGB fucken reaked

by Ross Jeffs February 23, 2004

Cummy Bog Roll

Where someone uses the inside tube if a bog roll to masturbate, you must keep the actual paper on the roll during the duration of your pleasurable activities. (For best use force a grandma to watch whilst strapped naked to a metal chair)

Yo bro, wanna come over later and have some CUMMY BOG ROLL fun?

by Cummy author April 29, 2019

Mossy Swamp Bog Fuck

When a person filming for National Geographic (or any nature show with David Attenborough) has to disguise themself as wildlife an the surrounding wildlife is horny wildlife that interferes with the cameraman's work through attempted inter-species intercourse.

I was filming Alligators for the new "Great Planet" series and got Mossy Swamp Bog Fucked

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 30, 2020

Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus

only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan

by bob January 16, 2004

irish bog shot

2 oz. Milk
1/2 pack Carnation Instant Breakfast
2 full shots Irish Whiskey (preferably Bushmills).

Shake in mixer well, serve in shots (shooters).

-Dude, what is a good shot for the end of the night?

-How about an Irish Bog Shot?

-(Takes shot) Damn. That's good. That's REAL GOOD!

by MickThePrick September 11, 2010

I may be from the bog but Im not turf

Refers to people living in the Irish countryside or just outside Dublin. Sarcasm - Im not thick

Are you serious? I may be from the bog but Im not turf

by higgobia October 26, 2011