monkey time

a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior

Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.

by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

Monkey Plastics

Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.

"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".

"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"

by Jashobeam March 27, 2010

Sniper Monkey

Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -

Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎

That was sick. You are a simp.🥶

by hartzer aka der g November 3, 2020

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

Zoo Monkey

The act of taking a shit on floor and throwing it out of the door of your room at people that annoy you.

Because of Dom's poor communication, Chris went Zoo Monkey on him when he walked by his office.

by ZooMon June 25, 2014

mayhem monkey

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!

omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!

by scottishchihuahua888 January 14, 2011

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010