canadian tennis

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
by ToolHandle December 04, 2017
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[Desktable Tennis]

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.
Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck
by Davion Williams December 08, 2008
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The Tennis Man

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday
by The_Imaginner May 22, 2022
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Reverse Tennis Elbow

That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.

Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.
by SWilsonMc October 09, 2018
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Two O Tennie

Now that we move on from 2009 it will then be two O Tennie mate!
by propart September 16, 2009
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Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 08, 2023
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Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 08, 2023
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