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Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014
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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
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Loko Tongue

When your tongue turns a bright ridiculous color after drinking four loko.
I went home drunk last night and I didn't think my parents would notice, but as soon as I started talking they saw my loko tongue.
by A_coon February 24, 2011
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tongue the sac

Teacher said stay after class because i was rude i said tongue the sack
by r1 cuntjunky July 30, 2016
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Tongue Straw

Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.
“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”

“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”
by Moesephus January 7, 2022
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corporate tongues

The regurgitation of corporate jargon and buzz words in order to fit in with you corporate peers.
When I asked Julie a question on our zoom meeting, she asked me if “ we could take this off line and circle back when she could wrap her head around this.” She then told me “she would be out of pocket and in the meantime if I could email her a high lever, view from 50,000 feet, so when she comes back into the office she can be laser focused on the issue.” I have no idea what she was talking about because she was speaking in corporate tongues.
by Grimmy46 March 3, 2022
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bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.
John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.
by Lucidentity April 3, 2021
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