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see you next tuesday

Said to someone when you out smart them or otherwise pull a fast one on them. Originated from the punchline of a joke:

One Wednesday, little Billy went to school. The teacher said, "For the next three days, I will be asking a trivia question, if anyone answers any of them correctly, they won't have to come to school on Monday. The first question was, "How many grains of sand are on all the world's beaches?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a paper airplane flew across the room. "Okay," said the exasperated teacher, "who's the comedian with the paper airplane?" No one knew, not even little Billy.

On Thursday, the question was, "How many stars are there in the Milky Way?" No one knew, not even little Billy. Suddenly, a gigantic, phlegm soaked spit wad embedded itself on the blackboard behind the teacher. "Okay," exclaimed the frustrated teacher, "who's the comedian with the spit wad?" No one knew, not even little Billy.

On Friday, little Billy brought to school with him two, large, black bowling balls and hid them under his desk. At the precise moment before the teacher asked the day's trivia question, Billy rolled the two bowling balls down the aisle and they struck the wall behind the teacher with a massive jolt. "Okay," huffed the now infuriated teacher, "who's the comedian with the big black balls?" Little Billy answered quickly,

"Eddie Murphy, see you next Tuesday."
Man: "Hey, that jerk just stole my wallet!"

Thief: "See you next Tuesday!"
by Jetsterdajet December 15, 2008
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better luck next term

A word originally used by the scholar that went by the name Navid. Used to express condolences to a president who has had a rough time in office. Very similar to the term "Better luck next time" but vastly different also.
Well Mr.President, better luck next term.
by Naveroni October 26, 2013
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Sometimes I wonder if our souls are the original soulmates. As cheesy as it sounds we are both old souls. We must've reincarnated a lot and for my love for you to be this strong, it must've lasted life times. It will continue to last life times as we reincarnate and find each other again and again. We were made for each other. So as I'm sure I have asked in many lifetimes before....
"<3And into the next life m'love" (look at me)
by OnnieSimpre May 8, 2022
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C U Next Thursday

No different from C U Next Tuesday or C U Next Time, a discrete and family-friendly way of calling someone a cunt.
Constance: C U Next Thursday at work.
Greg: Ok thanks.
by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023
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2cnd Tuesday next week

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.
Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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Dylan (guy next to me)

Some random retard who puts up with my shit for some reason.
"hey Dylan (guy next to me) go onto Urban Dictionary and look up your name"
by Eh bruh December 12, 2017
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