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Matt, a citizen with no style. Tends to follow the crowd and is a totally loser. Can't make nothing of himself and is a bum. Below 4 in.
Stop being a matt
by Unknown dads May 7, 2017
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Matt

A fucking gay doink that hops his finger in his bumhole like a bunny.
Person 1: I'm craving some guys
Person 2: Stop being a matt
by xxxconshie May 24, 2018
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Matt

Somebody who lacks testicular fortitude and couldn't hit the g spot if he had three cocks. Likes to drive a Subaru d wagon and and went missing this year
Where's matt
by Chasekinsey May 1, 2018
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Matt Copple

a small, gremlin look-a-like from the game series, Dolson. He finds himself cunning when he actually isn't. He tends to be a joking character in the game, but does not know how to take a joke himself. He is the key to pure laughter. Also, he is not easy on the eyes.
He's pulling a serious Matt Copple right now.
by Daniel Gottlob Turk December 9, 2012
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Thunder Matt

The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.
Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.
by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008
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Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.
He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"
by Coogrrs July 7, 2016
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Matt Dodge

Verb:
To kick a line drive straight to your rival team's reciever when the game is tied at 31-31 when you previously had a 31-10 lead with 8 minutes left in a game that pretty much decided your season, and when that said reciever bobbles the football, then runs 70 yds to score the game winning touchdown with no time left on the clock, no flags, nothing.

To get fired from a team because you couldn't fucking punt the ball out of bounds.

To dumb it down, it means to fuck up on ONE play that could've easily been done correctly.
Guy 1: Dude, i mispronounced a word while talking to my boss,and i got fired.
Guy 2: fuckin loser, you totally pulled a Matt Dodge.
by My Pseudonyms November 25, 2011
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