Iowa Handshake

The light touching of two bare penises by two men, usually upon meeting each other for the first time. The Iowa Handshake is believed to have originated in Bettendorf, Iowa, where men to this day often "touch tips" to convey trust. Today it is also common in the Highland Park area of St. Paul, MN, particularly North of Ford Parkway.

The only man you can trust is one that gives you an Iowa Handshake while he looks you in the eye

by NewMember September 3, 2021

Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.

Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.

by gunick January 17, 2015

homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.

There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

by J-Jo F February 21, 2011

Bairnsdale Handshake

A term used by Victoria Police to "subdue" an irate Australian "native" by means of a compressed capsicum spray.

"Hit that fuckin coon in the face with the spray! Give him a Bairnsdale Handshake" Said the police man.

by YA-MUM June 12, 2013

Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.

Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!

by neoshinobi September 27, 2009

Nantucket Handshake

When your wife gives your golf pro a handjob.

We had to leave the club when word got out that my wife gave Sam (my golf pro) a Nantucket Handshake.

by Berry Good April 11, 2008

handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007